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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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