What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

a black father

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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