Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

A ginger rapping.

An Irishman stays home

I don't get it

beiber i straight

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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