Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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