Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A fat man buys a salad

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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