What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Black Poeple

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Haha pizza

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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