'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Shit.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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