- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have 2 penises

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Slavery

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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