So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Black people are innocent.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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