Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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