- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

^that joke's not funny

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