How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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