how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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