How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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