- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I can't think of a joke!

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Got milk? No.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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