why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Pickle!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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