- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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