- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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