Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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i'm hard

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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