- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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