- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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