- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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