Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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