What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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