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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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