What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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