Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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