- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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