there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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