- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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