- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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