- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

I am a mime

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A seal walks into a club.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Antijokes...

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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