Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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