- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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