A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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FUCK YOU

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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