Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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