Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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