- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

yolo your orange looks orange

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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