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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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