- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Im taking a shit right now.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Dwarf Shortage

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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