whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

* anti-punchline

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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