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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

you will like this because i am black.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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