- Anti Joke

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.