- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

The Labour Party.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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