if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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The WNBA

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Niall Horan

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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