Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Anti Joke

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