I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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