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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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