- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

rocky is here again.......................

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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