- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

human centipede

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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